I Would Like And Use The Following

tier: Achievable

shea butter bar soap (e.g. Alaffia, Nubian Heritage)
Sensodyne toothpaste
woollen socks
PaperMate Sharpwriter #2 twisty mechanical pencils
Pilot G2 gel pens 0.5 mm (black ink)
one sleek turtleneck

tier: Ridiculous

tall/non-sedan car (to reduce bumper-scraping and LED headlights) (e.g. Honda CR-V, Toyota RAV-4)
buildable land in a hilly area with lots of trees and quiet
the above but with a house already on it, move-in ready (would rather build anew than salvage fromold)