I Would Like And Use The Following

tier: Achievable

Ice skates (I'm a men's size 10.5, women's size 12)
Paperback or Hardcover: The Diaries of Franz Kafka
USB-C laptop charging cord
Paperback: Call Me By Your Name (Sept 2017 edition, without the movie poster cover)
Paperback: Alec by William di Canzio
shea butter bar soap (e.g. Alaffia, Nubian Heritage)
Sensodyne toothpaste
woollen socks
PaperMate Sharpwriter #2 twisty mechanical pencils
Pilot G2 gel pens 0.5 mm, 0.38 mm (black ink)
one sleek turtleneck

tier: Ridiculous

tall/non-sedan car (to reduce bumper-scraping and oncoming LED headlight visual strain) (e.g. Honda CR-V, Toyota RAV-4)
buildable land in a hilly area with lots of trees and quiet
the above but with a house already on it, move-in ready (would rather build anew than salvage fromold)